Official Tools of Nascar
So the slogan they’re using is Official Tools of Nascar, not Bowling. I think they’re saying that they’re not the official tools of bowling, so it must not have been their tools that made the problem. But the message I get is somehow different. Of course, I always have a unique outlook on things, so tell me if this makes sense.
Don’t use Craftsman for anything but Nascar
Since it’s a Craftsman commercial, and they don’t show another brand of tools causing the problem, the only logical conclusion to me is that the maintenance man trying to hide was using Craftsman tools. Since they’re not sponsoring bowling, their tools don’t work there quite obviously. That’s got to be it, right?
Buy quality tools
Remember, if you’re going to be doing something other than working on a Nascar vehicle, you’re going to need to buy quality hand tools that aren’t from Craftsman. I’ll make the recommendation for Stanley Tools, which is the line of hand tools we will be bringing in very soon. Yes… I know I’m the power tool geek, but I can mention hand tools sometimes, right?